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SSDAS Issue #1
Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm your host, TheCrazyDane and I'm gonna start this new show for all of you wonderful watchers out there.
I call it SSDAS. Which stands for "Stupid Shit Deviant Art Says"
Every week, I'm gonna have 5-10 absolutely idiotic comments or comment chains from the DA comment sections here for your viewing pleasure.
Shall we begin?
#1. Just that kind of guy..


Well, I guess he's just "That kind of guy"
The kind of guy who likes jumping into things he's not a part of and pretends like he understands people who he clearly doesn't know.
Yeah. You are clearly just that kind of guy.

"Fanarria"


#2. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
 
Actually.

At least put effort into making it look different instead of
SSDAS Issue #2
Hello, ladies and gents to another episode of the Stupid Shit Deviant Art Says!
As always, me, your lovely hockey mask wearing host, will take you to a world of people writing cringey, idiotic or just straight out weird messages from around DA! It's gonna be fun!
Last time the DA admins gave me 7 violations, seems like they don't like freedom of speech.
Let's begin!
#1.
The Shakedown

So this guy makes a picture with a bunch of random people around DA comforting another user who apparently doesn't feel well.
Problem is that a lot of these people don't know this person apparently. Our creator of course responds to this with the clever words...
Shakes you? As in shaking you back and forth, or is this an earthquake thing? Does it even help? Aren't you just gonna leave people even more confused after shaking their brains?


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SSDAS Issue #3
Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and a girls.
And little Billy around the corner.
Fuck you Billy!
Welcome to the third installment of SSDAS!
We all already know what's gonna happen here, so let's get in gear!
#1. E-RP and a 100 other disgusting shit.

Here we have two people engaging in sexual intercourse in a comment section under a picture of a femscout doing fellatio on a Medic.
Listen, why do you guys need recognition for your fictional sex lives? You're allowed to do whatever E-RP shit you wanna do in private, but when you start plastering it in the public you're just being gross. You realize you're being gross, right?


Well, at least you know.
#2. Star Wars ruins "friendships"

A pony and an anime girl talk Star Wars.



I honestly have no words.
SSDAS Issue #4
Ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and girls.
Faggolas and faggetes.
It's yet another episode of the SSDAS show!
As always, your handsome and incredibly smart host, TheCrazyDane, will guide you throughout this horrible place and even worse community.
#1 Brotherly...Love?


This was a picture of two male MLP characters frenching each other. We also find out they're brothers.
Luckily two TRUE AMERICAN HEROES TOOK THINGS IN THEIR OWN HANDS

God bless you.
#2 A fate worse than death.



SSDAS Issue #5
LADIES AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD GENTLEMEN!
Welcome to another episode of
STUPID SHIT DEVIANTART SAYS!
With your temporary host, Menaria.
Sadly your favorite cyberbully :iconthecrazydane: is too occupied with fighting crime so we - reasonable Internet users- can sleep safely and check our newsfeeds pure of disturbing content.
What's that you say? You didn't read the previous episodes of SSDAS? Well pal, nothing to worry about. Menaria got your back!

Alright, enough of dragging this out. Let's see what do we have here this week!
#1. Wishful friend

Woah there,
Firstly, you should be happy that your friends are healthy.
Secondly, sharing personal info like that to the public is a terrible idea. I mean seriously, I hope this is not your real name you have in your tagline.
Maybe that's exactly
SSDAS Issue #6
Guess who's back!
Back again!
TheCrazyDane's back.
Don't tell your friends, they're gonna be angry and leave buttmad comments in my comment section and blame me for stalking them and being angry.
I'm kidding ladies and gentlemen, send it all around!
(That did happen though)
Last week I was a very busy man and we had our lovely temporary host :iconmenaria: take care of business.
TODAY HOWEVER.
I'M BACK BABY!
#1. :iconguardianstriker: (On his own personal request)

Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a request from our lawyer from issue 3.
Apparently he did not feel like we did right by him, so let's be sure to do so this time.

As you wish. Watch out what you wish for, also, you promised not to give a damn, so if I see you or your whiteknights coming here, I think you've been caught in a lie.
Damn, huh?

Decided to just link these to save s
SSDAS Issue #7
Children of the world, I am back to entertain.
If you're scared of scary things you should turn around, then turn around again and come back, because this is a show you don't want to miss!
Come in! Come in! Come in! It's time for some SSDAS!
#1. Professional victimization.


When someone gives critique (although in a rough manner) you don't just change the subject to.
"WHY DO YOU HATE US MAN?!"
You take the criticism like a man. You take that people dislike what you like, like a man.
Remember ladies and gentlemen.
Don't be an Anita Sarkeesian.


#2. Absolutely. Fucking. Disgusting.
Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you.
The worst thing I have ever had to cut together.

So I hope you guys had fun with that.
Because after all this make believe, it's time for a crying boyfriend.

Ne
SSDAS Issue #8
Hello everyone...I...I'm sorry to announce that I got 9 DA violations yesterday, for SSDAS Issue 3.
 And due to the horror I've witnessed during these journals I will no longer be able to
NOT JUDGE EVERY STUPID COMMENT ON THIS SITE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME FOR THE SSDAS SHOW ONCE AGAIN, AND OH BOY WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME?
LET'S GO FIGURE OUT!



1. You guys.
So last week I had to cancel SSDAS, and what I saw dissapointed me.
My own watchers. My own audience and crowd turned into lemmings and followed a meme loving loser to their own personal hell.
I have chosen not to censor the following criminals.
I give them all the name...

You're all losers, and I hope you feel bad.

However, one person deserves my love.

Bless you.
I will give you something to eat popcorn to, today.
SSDAS Issue #9
Big girls and Big Guymen!
Boys and Guys of all sizes!
Welcome to the real SSDAS hours.
smash that fuccin like
You may have noticed a particular absence of some dweeb. Fret not, as I replaced him. To put it one way: I'm crashing his plane with no survivors.
1. I WANT A HENTAI GIRL TO MAKE ME HAPPY
Some people wish they were with hentai girls. Some people wish they were hentai girls.
Both are stupid. 

Further inspection of this fellas waifu reveals a rather interesting bio. 2008 be damned. 

(Just as a note, I had to replace the image with an artistic representation to prevent identification.)
2. Dude weed lmao
Hey kids, Halloween is around the corner. So is Christmas, but don't be so forward thinkin
SSDAS Issue #10 (Ryan Gosling Edition)
Hey...My car doesn't have wheels, so could you wait a bit?
Thank you.

#1. I cry...



You're kids.
#2. I pedophile...



You're a pedophile.
#3. I E-RP.





What did she want?
Fuck by TheCrazyDane
WHAT DID SHE WANT?!
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SSDAS Issue #11
Alright boys and girls, welcome to another episode of
STUPID SHIT DEVIANTART SAYS!
Again, with your temporary host, Menaria.
Unfortunately, your loved masked madman :iconthecrazydane: could not take the spotlight today, so I was asked to take over. Don't worry, you'll see him next week!
FREE flying hearts Icon Because we all care about You and we won't leave You hanging without Your weekly dose of cringe.FREE flying hearts Icon
Make sure to play the music for today's issues, because its title is not just a coincidence.
We're talking a real business here. The Love business. 
#1. I am a nice guy.

We have many different people here on DA and all of them happen to fill their DA ID with some stupid shit.
Well, but then there are these kind of people who make it very difficult to not judge by what we see.
SSDAS Issue #12 (Cringe-o-ween edition)
Believers and sinners. The dying and dead. Zombies and mindless drones.
You're all in for an episode of Cringe-o-ween. The scariest episode of SSDAS by far.
You will witness the unspeakable, the stomach turning and the most dispicable of dispicable.
For your sake, you better prepare yourselves.
I will give you 3 choices.
Now go.
#1.The LUST for children


Dear Deviants.
This is someone justifying their own twisted lust of underage girls.


They are everywhere on Deviant Art. They don't know right from wrong, Deviants.
They do not know the social norms. They think they're new thinkers. That society just judges them because society is judgemental.
That's not the case deviants. Not the case at all. Child molesters always start one place. In their own heads. Things continue on from there.
Watch your step Deviants. They're watchin
SSDAS Issue #13
A-A-A-AREEEEE YOU READY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SSDAS?
Filled with RPs and really cringeworthy writing?!
No?
TOO BAD, HERE IT IS!
#1. Horse Tits


Oh, you're wondering what this is? It's a dude who made a picture of a MLP anthro showing her tits.
Yeah, this person is now RPing away fictional horse tits. I'll just let you read it all.







DEATH

#2. Well then.



Well, this is some cheesy shit, but not too bad, right?
Cheesy Vaginas by TheCrazyDane

Oh, it looks like they're learning. They're secretly RPing now to
SSDAS Issue #14WWWWWWHAT IS UP GUYS? Nilly here as this week's host for SSDAS. You've seen RPs. You've seen Pedos. Well prepare to see the some of the worst from the deep depths of Deviantart. BEHOLD! (I'll let the comments speak for themselves)
#1.
#2.

#3.


#4.
And there you have it folks! Hope you were able to keep your meal. Now I'm off to do things. Take care and keep your innocence!
And now a word from our sponsor.
SSDAS Issue #15: The Scourge of the E-RPers.
Ladies and gentlemen.
This is a very special edition of SSDAS today. We all know a tiny bit of E-RPers on this site.
Well, to our surprise, DA decided to finally take care of it these last months, and people are freaking out!

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!

#1. IT'S CHAOS!


IT'S PANIC. IT'S GLORIOUS

First of all, you are not the majority of the site, so you leaving will not hurt the site. You're not important.
Secondly, this entire thing is just about people roleplaying sex. Why are you so offended?  It's clearly against the rules of the site, so why don't you just piss off?
No wait, we live in a world where everyone feels like they're owed something, sorry about questioning your logic.

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