Robot chicken drama continues

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When Tumblr fantasies get a Reality Check
Ayy hello folks, it's your favorite Troublemaker speaking, coming with a new and thrilling story about Good, Bad and Stupid on DA.
Today's story is going to be about a truly bizzare creature.
It's a human, but claims to be a robot.
it's a Toy Chica, but states to hate FNAF.
It's a winner of the world, but it's a miserable mess of self-pity.
It's a person who says that he learnt his lesson, but attacks everyone for it.
(Also the gender of said person is unknown to me, so I'm simply going to imply it's a man, unless proven otherwise.)
So gather around my trolls and cyberbullies!
No pushing! There's room for everyone.
And yes, my previous journal comfirms that the only people that watch me are such meanies. Welp, I guess you chose this fate, all of You.
:icondh000-rabotnik:
Some of you may or may not notice this now deactivated account all over my profile. Commenting on many things, especially on my profi

I promised that you guys will be updated on this recent issue, so here we go!

1. Like expected, the :iconmesseduprobot: sperged out, continuing to make statuses, comments and journals after the truth and dislike written about himself. In a desperate attempt, he tried to form some sort of a justice army, but it turned out that either people didn't want to join him, questioned his intentions or just had no idea what's the whole issue is about.
2. The same person made some very dramatic countdown on his alt profile, which was nothing but a time before he reactivates his main account - :iconreclusivechicken: . Now you have an opportunity to see what I was talking about.
3. Apperantly he dug out the only reason he would make a big jorunal about and that's me calling him "he", while he claims to be genderless/female. Call tumblr police, man.
4. :icontealana1: quickly turned out to have nothing to back up her call-outs and offenses with, other than repeating "p.h.d. psychologist" over and over. Seeing a Santa Claus in mall doesn't make you a good girl, lad.

And lastly, something you all going to love.
Since :iconthecrazydane: is not on DA anymore, he decided to have some fun with his videoediting skills from Gmod times. And he sure did a good job.

Ladies and gentlemen! The one and only - The Crazy Dane!




And now let's get down to a little more serious note.
Many of you got sad and angry when you heard about CrazyDane getting banned on DA. Some of you even compared it to the deaths of celebrities on the start of this terrible year.
And well, I have another bad news for you.
:icondillydong: my good friend and Founder of :iconsourcefilmmaker: group got permabanned no more than 2h ago.

It is obvious who is responsible for it, while the only explanation to a ticket is
"spammer".
Two out of 3 the most important people of that group are gone,
While Dilly is working with DA staff to explain the situation, I'm working on writing a message to DA to become a new founder of that group.

But hey, we all know how it goes. Two down, only I am left standing.
That means, I'm going to be the next target.
Whether that is going to be a successful operation for these kids or not, you folks know that I'm your scary tomboy who doesn't go down easily.

While I'm working on my backups, I'm also planning to create a Steam group, in which you'll meet all these big DA guys who you'll have a chance to talk to or play with Me, CrazyDane, Dilly and many many other cool folks. Hope that sounds good to you, because it sure sounds cool to me. This journal will be updated with a link to a group once it's created. If I get banned before that, I surely will find a way to let you folks know about that.

So yeah. You do what you wanna do folks, including these very angry and unstable kids reading it as well.
I'm not afraid of any of this shit.




Commander Sabs and Strict Soldier
over n' out.
probably for the last time.

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TheAmericanKaiser's avatar
Hey buddy. I made my own video about Captain Cluck. youtu.be/LmJmaVmZaPk?list=PLBr…

Tell me if it sounds about right.