SSDAS Issue #11

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Alright boys and girls, welcome to another episode of

STUPID SHIT DEVIANTART SAYS!

Again, with your temporary host, Menaria.

Unfortunately, your loved masked madman :iconthecrazydane: could not take the spotlight today, so I was asked to take over. Don't worry, you'll see him next week!
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We're talking a real business here. The Love business.
 



#1. I am a nice guy.

We have many different people here on DA and all of them happen to fill their DA ID with some stupid shit.
Well, but then there are these kind of people who make it very difficult to not judge by what we see.

Subtle by Menaria

"Professional, skilled, special, advanced."
Man, okay, you do alright pics in a software that doesn't matter to anybody in the world, except for the fans of it.
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Cut down that narcissm, will you?

All that talking about being rich and lonely.
Oh boy, I sure DO hope it's not one of these people who write under top quality photos of female models-
Creepy By Menaria-d9efokp by Menaria



Eh, alright, at least he doesn't call people M'lady-
Mlady by Menaria
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Is this guy for real?

Do I want to answer this question?
Man, Tame Your Boner by Menaria
Yeah, I have to.

So that guy rides a high horse and is a fedora tipper. But what about that "I am rich" part? He's not spreading that info around, like everybody needs to know, right?
Richy Rich by Menaria
"Fucking russians and their filthy country."
"Heil Germany, also I am rich"


ab5MzL8 460sa by Menaria
Man
Just
Man, fuck off.


#2. Beauty standards
It's Called Clopping, Dad! by Menaria

Some people just don't have any remorse in telling the world that they would like to fuck cartoon horses
pictured as oversexualized weeb-dolls.

Xli by Menaria

Imagine the reaction of people a few years back, when mlp was just a kids show.


#3. "I don't know what to say."

We already learnt from the previous episodes that Internet Roleplay is a very powerful tool.
You can be a superhero, you can fuck people or... Well, you can just show a total lack of common sense in human interactions.

RP me1 by Menaria

But let's be optimistic. maybe that guy didn't really want to RP with him? or maybe he didn't feel quite right that day?
Nah, man. I decided to look around a little more and just 10 minutes was enough to find one of the most awkward roleplays
I've ever seen in my entire life.
RP is suffering by Menaria
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Animated version of this entire comment section.


#4. Love of your Watchers.


There are only two types of people on DA:

1:
A bunch of Seaweed, full of absolutely nobodies who exist only to spam other people's profiles
and make their desperate mark on the internet, hoping somebody someday will notice them.

2:
People who need to deal with the ones mentioned above.

Some of you know that being a popular kid on DeviantArt is not a piece of cake. Some people happen to be surrounded by a really weird bunch.
I know a popular guy here who tells me from time to time what kind of a fucking spam he has to deal with everyday.

(Screnshot taken by an anonymous artist)
how do I cool by Menaria
He must be a big fan, even his own nick is a shameless rip-off.
I guess after many, many comments posted, he finally figured out how to post icons, eh?
Was it something we'd like him to do?
Nah, not really when we take a look at victim's profile comments.
RAM Destroyer by Menaria
It is all fun n giggles, until shit is getting seriously creepy.
I watch you sleep by Menaria

..Or threatening.
You Better by Menaria




Well kids, that's all for today!
Hope to see you in the next episode of SSDAS, either as a reader or as a main attraction.

Jazzy Wd by Menaria
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