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Alright boys and girls, welcome to another episode of
STUPID SHIT DEVIANTART SAYS!
Again, with your temporary host, Menaria.Unfortunately, your loved masked madman could not take the spotlight today, so I was asked to take over. Don't worry, you'll see him next week!
Because we all care about You and we won't leave You hanging without Your weekly dose of cringe.
Make sure to play the music for today's issues, because its title is not just a coincidence.
We're talking a real business here. The Love business.
#1. I am a nice guy.
We have many different people here on DA and all of them happen to fill their DA ID with some stupid shit.Well, but then there are these kind of people who make it very difficult to not judge by what we see.
"Professional, skilled, special, advanced."
Man, okay, you do alright pics in a software that doesn't matter to anybody in the world, except for the fans of it.
Cut down that narcissm, will you?
All that talking about being rich and lonely.
Oh boy, I sure DO hope it's not one of these people who write under top quality photos of female models-
Eh, alright, at least he doesn't call people M'lady-
Is this guy for real?
Do I want to answer this question?
Yeah, I have to.
So that guy rides a high horse and is a fedora tipper. But what about that "I am rich" part? He's not spreading that info around, like everybody needs to know, right?
"Fucking russians and their filthy country."
"Heil Germany, also I am rich"
Man
Just
Man, fuck off.
#2. Beauty standards
Some people just don't have any remorse in telling the world that they would like to fuck cartoon horses
pictured as oversexualized weeb-dolls.
pictured as oversexualized weeb-dolls.
#3. "I don't know what to say."
We already learnt from the previous episodes that Internet Roleplay is a very powerful tool.You can be a superhero, you can fuck people or... Well, you can just show a total lack of common sense in human interactions.
But let's be optimistic. maybe that guy didn't really want to RP with him? or maybe he didn't feel quite right that day?
Nah, man. I decided to look around a little more and just 10 minutes was enough to find one of the most awkward roleplays
I've ever seen in my entire life.
Animated version of this entire comment section.
#4. Love of your Watchers.
There are only two types of people on DA:
1:
A bunch of Seaweed, full of absolutely nobodies who exist only to spam other people's profiles
and make their desperate mark on the internet, hoping somebody someday will notice them.
2:
People who need to deal with the ones mentioned above.
Some of you know that being a popular kid on DeviantArt is not a piece of cake. Some people happen to be surrounded by a really weird bunch.
I know a popular guy here who tells me from time to time what kind of a fucking spam he has to deal with everyday.
(Screnshot taken by an anonymous artist)
He must be a big fan, even his own nick is a shameless rip-off.
I guess after many, many comments posted, he finally figured out how to post icons, eh?
Was it something we'd like him to do?
Nah, not really when we take a look at victim's profile comments.
It is all fun n giggles, until shit is getting seriously creepy.
..Or threatening.
Well kids, that's all for today!
Hope to see you in the next episode of SSDAS, either as a reader or as a main attraction.
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Alright, so about that Strict Soldier comic:
Long story short - I did genuinely want to continue that thing, but I can't for 2 reasons: Working in SFM is just as much struggle as it always was. Memory leaks never got fixed on it, so random crashes continue to happen. And yes, I am aware that SFM2 exists, but I don't think porting my 50GB worth of models to it is going to be as easy as just copy/pasting them. Working in SFM is a massive chore. I don't need to tell you how many models and lights you need to put in place, just so the pic doesn't look like your everyday SFM-Nexus content. My idea of working in SFM always has been: Half-ass the poster, then render and fix shit up in post-editing. And before I even reach that stage, I need to half-ass 10-20 posters beforehand. I appreciate the warm welcome, especially from these fellas: So in the following parts I'll be speaking to these 6 dudes directy. The stuff I mentioned before is obviously more on a technical note, but there's a certain pack of issues remaining.
The Ins and Outs.
Originally I planned to just write yet another short status to give people a short and vague update on things, but I decided to finally write something longer than that. And as far as I remember, people actually enjoyed these more anyway. Let's start with some music first. Now, time to get the obvious shit out of the way: Eclipse or not, DA always used to be an cesspool. And the visual appeal of updated website can go only so far, when I have to deal with actual technical difficulties. Need to re-learn the navigation effectively drains my motivation to even visit this place. But contrary to my latest Status Update, I decided to not fuck off entirely. There's many reasons For and Against, but fuck all that, none of that matters anyway. What matters is the fact I'm going to put some solid work into updating my profile page, so it doesn't look like the current horrible mess. Does that actually matter? - No. Does anyone care? - No. Do I even have an audience that I do this for? -
News update.
Hello and welcome to yet another journal about everything and nothing!
I'm not even going to say "I'll try to keep it short", because I probably won't even try. But don't fret, I'll make tl;dr for every part I'm going to talk about.
Ya'll ready? Here we go!
1. Unknown Situation.
[tl;dr: After roughly 2 years of constant spergouts and harassments, he finally got his account Community Banned on Steam. But of course it's not the end of it, he's trying to do shit on DA now. Don't give yourself a headache though.]
Ah yes, obviously gotta start my speeches with recent dramas, and what even is a hotter topic than this bullshit that was pounded for
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