LADIES AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD GENTLEMEN!
Welcome to another episode of

STUPID SHIT DEVIANTART SAYS!

With your temporary host, Menaria.
Sadly your favorite cyberbully is too occupied with fighting crime so we - reasonable Internet users- can sleep safely and check our newsfeeds pure of disturbing content.

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SSDAS Issue #1
Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm your host, TheCrazyDane and I'm gonna start this new show for all of you wonderful watchers out there.
I call it SSDAS. Which stands for "Stupid Shit Deviant Art Says"
Every week, I'm gonna have 5-10 absolutely idiotic comments or comment chains from the DA comment sections here for your viewing pleasure.
Shall we begin?
#1. Just that kind of guy..


Well, I guess he's just "That kind of guy"
The kind of guy who likes jumping into things he's not a part of and pretends like he understands people who he clearly doesn't know.
Yeah. You are clearly just that kind of guy.

"Fanarria"


#2. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
 
Actually.

At least put effort into making it look different instead of SSDAS Issue #2
Hello, ladies and gents to another episode of the Stupid Shit Deviant Art Says!
As always, me, your lovely hockey mask wearing host, will take you to a world of people writing cringey, idiotic or just straight out weird messages from around DA! It's gonna be fun!
Last time the DA admins gave me 7 violations, seems like they don't like freedom of speech.
Let's begin!
#1.
The Shakedown

So this guy makes a picture with a bunch of random people around DA comforting another user who apparently doesn't feel well.
Problem is that a lot of these people don't know this person apparently. Our creator of course responds to this with the clever words...
Shakes you? As in shaking you back and forth, or is this an earthquake thing? Does it even help? Aren't you just gonna leave people even more confused after shaking their brains?

<i> SSDAS Issue #3
Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and a girls.
And little Billy around the corner.
Fuck you Billy!
Welcome to the third installment of SSDAS!
We all already know what's gonna happen here, so let's get in gear!
#1. E-RP and a 100 other disgusting shit.

Here we have two people engaging in sexual intercourse in a comment section under a picture of a femscout doing fellatio on a Medic.
Listen, why do you guys need recognition for your fictional sex lives? You're allowed to do whatever E-RP shit you wanna do in private, but when you start plastering it in the public you're just being gross. You realize you're being gross, right?

Well, at least you know.
#2. Star Wars ruins "friendships"

A pony and an anime girl talk Star Wars.


I honestly have no words.
SSDAS Issue #4
Ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and girls.
Faggolas and faggetes.
It's yet another episode of the SSDAS show!
As always, your handsome and incredibly smart host, TheCrazyDane, will guide you throughout this horrible place and even worse community.
#1 Brotherly...Love?


This was a picture of two male MLP characters frenching each other. We also find out they're brothers.
Luckily two TRUE AMERICAN HEROES TOOK THINGS IN THEIR OWN HANDS

God bless you.
#2 A fate worse than death.





Alright, enough of dragging this out. Let's see what do we have here this week!

#1. Wishful friend

Woah there,
Firstly, you should be happy that your friends are healthy.
Secondly, sharing personal info like that to the public is a terrible idea. I mean seriously, I hope this is not your real name you have in your tagline.

Maybe that's exactly why you got left in there.

#2. Terrible fate of internet accounts

All is lost.

#3. Deep Fried crispy IPs

Child, I'm afraid you barely know what you're talking about.
Oh wait, 18 years old? Well...
Wonder if that Patreon of hers is doing a good job covering her very own internet connection bill.

#4. Dangers of cuddling

I don't even know where I should begin.

#5. Well said, my friends.

Alright everyone, that's all for today!
I'll see you all in the next SSDAS, hopefully not as a part of our incoming episode.


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